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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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