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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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