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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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