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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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