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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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