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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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