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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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