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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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