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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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