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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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