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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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