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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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