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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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