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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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