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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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