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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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