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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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