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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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