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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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