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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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