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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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