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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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