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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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