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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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