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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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