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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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