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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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