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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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