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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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