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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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