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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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