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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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