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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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