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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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