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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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