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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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