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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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