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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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