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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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