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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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