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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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