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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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