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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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