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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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