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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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