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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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