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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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