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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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