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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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