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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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