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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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