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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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