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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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