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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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