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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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